Founding Fish and Fabulous Forator....[grumble..hmprhadhphehg] Orator, Evan is the Founding Father and Frighteningly Fearful...[what the feck is foing on with all fhese f's...] Founder of Fallsmish...Smallfish

Don't you want some nerdy to love...don't you need some nerdy to love...you better find some nerdy to love

Have you ever gone fishin' on a bright and sunny day? Have you ever caught your mascot in a little fishy bay? With your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants, have you ever seen a fishy do the hootchie-cootchie dance?